She called me a noble steed. Donkey butts his head against it and the two struggle over it. He looks in horror at the witch and a group of dwarves being loaded into a wagon. Yeah. Shrek and Fiona walk down the aisle to their awaiting carriage, which is made of a giant onion. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. FARQUAAD: I will have order! DONKEY: What are you asking me for? SHREK: Example? I'm scarier than anything we're going to see in this forest. Look, there's Bloodnut the Flatulent. Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back. Shrek brings the knight over to Donkey, who leans on the ropes and headbutts the knight. (bounces and sways the bridge), SHREK: Oh, I'm sorry. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. He already said it. Do what? (Grabs Gorder, but he escapes and lands on his shoulder. I heard the two of you talking. Hey, wait a minute! I was born outside. FIONA: My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love. The guard offers Fiona assistance, but she looks up onto the saddle on her own. You're my rescuer. Do I detect a hint of minty freshness? In a field, Shrek swats away at a swarm of flies following him. The abandoned windmill is filed with shadows and cobwebs. (They come over a hill overlooking Shrek's home.) This is all wrong. Or something! Donkey begins to head in a random direction into the forest. She lays back down and pretends to be asleep, clutching the bouquet to her breast. DONKEY: I'm gonna take drastic steps. 'Cause I told Shrek those rats was a bad idea. Fiona, still up in the tree, looks down. Ha, ha! I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. The game was published by Activision on May 15, 2007, for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 2, Wii, Windows, Nintendo DS, and Game Boy Advance . I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know. They are chased by Dragon through a large hall, her chain looping itself around multiple stone pillars as Shrek zigzags around them. I'm terrified. Well, ok, I ain't gonna lie. SHREK: I don't care what everyone likes. (walks off). FARQUAAD: There's the caterer, the cake, the band, the guest list. the entire bee movie script. When they arrive, they find they are not as welcome as they thought they would be. Fiona and Farquaad are standing at the altar as the priest conducts the ceremony. The Captain of the Duloc Guards sits at a table paying a line of people their rewards for turning in the fairytale creatures. They take off, soaring through the clouds and to Duloc. MONSIEUR HOOD: Oh! SHREK: Like that's ever gonna happen. (jumps down to the table). Thank you very much! SHREK: (Annoyed) Oh, that's great. She closes the door. SHREK: I'm sorry. A few minutes later, Shrek is rolling a large boulder away from the mouth of a cave. GET THE PDF. The dragon leans forward and gazes at Donkey, revealing its long eyelashes and lipsticked mouth. DONKEY: Shrek? I'm notnot emotionally ready for a commitment of, uh, this, uh - - "magnitude" really is the word I'm looking for. I'm not through with you yet. The Mirror reluctantly rewinds and begins to play again from the beginning, displaying the image of Fiona waiting in her tower. I ask your hand in marriage. DONKEY: Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it? DONKEY: Slow down. You're gonna tear it off. I'll whip their butt too. (turns). You handle the dragon. Suddenly a camera takes Donkey and Shrek's picture, both of which are dumbfounded. Turn your head and cough! That's bad! I would'st look upon the face of my rescuer. shrek script no spaces. Fiona stares at her wedding cake, pushing down a figure of Farquaad to show his actual height. I'm an ogre! This would be so much easier if I wasn't color-blind! You can guess what he's famous for. Y'know cause I'm on the road a lot, but I just love receiving cards to read --. He comes to a halt. Cut it out! According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. The two slowly lean towards each other. (chuckling) That'sis that blood? DONKEY: What's the matter with you? The one who kills the ogre will be named champion! Dragon roars, causing most of the guards to away in fear. In three Halloween tales, Shrek and his friends tell scary stories, Ginormica and the Monsters fight mutant alien pumpkins, and Shrek battles a ghost. Shrek puts his entire hand over Fiona's face, stopping her in her tracks. They hang onto the bridge as they are swung to the other side. Shrek walks back, yanks Fiona's arm. The audience goes wild. Shrek jumps off the balcony, grabbing a chain connected to the chandelier. I used to be afraid of the dark, too, until -- Hey, no, wait. Fiona, Farquaad, and his guards set off towards Duloc. Blue flower, red thorns. FARQUAAD: No, I have a better idea. You cut me real deep just now. SHREK: Come on, Donkey. Okay. The swamp is a mess but the fairytale creatures are gone. Farquaad seems confused but watches on silently. Transcript A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. MIRROR: Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. Shrek glances at the soldiers still aiming their crossbows and then turns back to Farquaad. (Shrek slams the door, shutting Donkey outside) I mean, I do like the outdoors. FIONA: I pray that you take this favour as a token of my gratitude. DONKEY: Shrek, what are you doing? SHREK: I--there's nothing to tell. (bounces the bridge again), SHREK: Yes? Donkey looks inside from a window, and then lays down by the front door. That's my princess! Forgive me, my lord, for I was just saying a short Farquaad snaps his finger and is lifted off his horse by his guards. DONKEY: Aww, that's beautiful. That's why I have to marry Lord Farquaad tomorrow before the sun sets and he sees melike this. SHREK: Because--because he's just marrying you so he can be king! Suddenly the chandelier jerks Dragon back, the sword having lodged itself into a stone column and getting the chain stuck. Shrek shakes the torch until the dwarf falls into a pond. (the dragon roars) I mean white, sparkling teeth! See ya later. She points her arm to her left and Shrek turns around. Fiona points downwards at a small arrow jutting out of Shrek's behind. The arrow flies past her and towards Donkey, who jumps into Shrek's arms to get out of the way. Nobody move! Shrek jump kicks a knight, and then body slams another. Those stairs won't know which way they're goin'. Unsee by either of them, Fiona was peeking around the cave door, eavesdropping on the conversation. She hurries over to him. She thinks I'm a steed. DONKEY: Man, isn't this romantic? You're always pushing me around or pushing me away. DONKEY: Oh you're gonna love it there, Princess. Those waiting in line include Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Geppetto who is carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer carrying the Three Little Pigs. DONKEY: So, uh, are there any donkeys up there? Three! Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. Fiona gives Shrek one last spiteful look. Fiona wakes up and looks at him lying on the floor unconscious. Standing at the height of four and a half feet, he is much shorter than Fiona. SHREK: Oh, hey! Bring it in! I'm a real boy. -This little wooden puppet. FARQUAAD: That champion shall have the honor-- no, no -- the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona from the fiery keep of the dragon. Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head. VILLAGER 1: Back! I was just kidding. FARQUAAD: Princess Fiona, beautiful, fair, flawless Fiona. FIONA: I tell him, I tell him not. A group of birds flocks out the top of the roof, startling Donkey. They both turn to see him running down the aisle. He rushes down the tower's staircase with Fiona in tow and grabs a torch. Hapaya! But I'll let you do themeasuringwhen you see him tomorrow. I helped rescue the princess. 65m. DONKEY: All right, all right. (laughs). She smiles and then continues walking, singing softly. Show me the princess. Shrek brushes the cloak onto the floor, while the birds come back to place a wreath of flowers on Donkey's head. I'll find us some dinner. DONKEY: Oh! He opens the front door and throws the Wolf out. The pair start making their way through the hallways of the dragon's dark and spooky keep. In the past, humans worried about beasts and godlike forces, but you don't need to fear starvation when you have grocery stores. FARQUAAD: An ogre and a princess! Shrek the Musical - English Transcript Make room for ogre-sized family fun as the greatest fairy tale never told comes to life in a whole new way in this breathtaking Broadway musical adaptation of the hit movie Shrek! Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss away from our "happily ever after." MIRROR: Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona. SHREK: Ah, right on time. FIONA: Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them. Oh, man, I can't feel my toes! Farquaad is atop a high up balcony, flanked by two guards, addressing the crowd. VOICE: "Until you find true love's first kiss and then take love's true form. FARQUAAD: Then what are you waiting for? dropping the poster to the ground. At night they gather their torches and pitchforks and enter the swamp, trampling over Shrek's warning signs. FARQUAAD: PrincessFionashe's perfect. Right. FARQUAAD: Oh! Soft music plays in the background. Fiona smacks her reflection in the water, which splashes water onto Donkey. Shrek casually licks his fingers and pinches the flame, extinguishing the torch. Ogres are not like cakes. He sees several shadows moving and looks around. The three continue their journey back to Duloc though the woods. Donkey catches up to Shrek as he his walking away. He continues walking through the parking lot. Help me! You wanna do this right, don't you? He sees that a horde of fairytale creatures have set up camp in his swamp. She tosses the bouquet and lays back down, swooning. (chuckles). DONKEY: Shrek, we can do better than that. SHREK: Well, they're also great in stews. FIONA: You just tell her she's not your true love. He jumps on it just as Dragon tries to bite them and slides down it. All except for one with an image of Farquaad on it, which Dragon breaks with her fist. FARQUAAD: Outrageous! Put me down! And Shrekwellyou got a lot in common. SHREK: Oh! Fiona grabs hold of the arrow and begins to pull. FARQUAAD: Oh, anxious, are we? SHREK: I live in a swamp. In the center of the room, Dragon has Donkey wrapped up on her tail. DONKEY: Shrek, wait, wait! Run! shrek script no spaces . SHREK: Yeah, my swamp! The guards shout out different numbers while Farquaad frantically tries to decide. Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before loudly roaring in is face. All right, hop on and hold on tight. DONKEY: All right, all right. The mirror shows an image of a giant dragon besides a tower and then of a giant castle surrounded by lava. DONKEY: (singing) "Then you got to, got to try a little tenderness". Wild applause erupts from the guards. Oh. Fiona backs up and gives Shrek a sheepish smile. DONKEY: Whoa! Farquaad motions to the guards, who aim their crossbows at Shrek and Donkey. The Duloc Knights draw their weapons and slowly approach Shrek as he backs up, the crowd cheering them on. DONKEY: I know you probably hear this all time from your food, but you must bleach, 'cause that is one dazzling smile you got there. He starts shaking it to try and relapse it from the pulley. More guards enter carrying an object covered by a sheet. PINOCCHIO: I'm not a puppet. There are those who thinklittle of him. SHREK: Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location. No! She likes sushi and hot tubbing anytime! LITTLE PIG: Lord Farquaad. All I have to do is just find someone who can go MIRROR: But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower. Fiona, expecting a different question, removes the weedrat while Shrek is annoyed by the words that couldn't come out. SHREK: There he is, and there's the group of hunters running away from his stench. DONKEY: Hey, Shrek, what we gonna do when we get our swamp anyway? DONKEY: Man that ain't nothin' but a bunch of little dots. Shrek and Fiona both walk off in separate direction. But you can become one. It's no wonder why movie fans won't let go of the idea of Shrek 5. DONKEY: (singing) "On the road again", sing it with me, Shrek! Shrek sighs in frustration and then begins pushing his way through the ropes. Bee Movie (Script) Lyrics According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Farquaad's room is is filled with items prepared for his wedding, including crowns and wedding outfits for him and Fiona. More dwarves run inside the house and shut the door behind them. No way. Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. They hear a trumpet fanfare from afar and head over to investigate. Cakes have layers. Well then who was she talking about? Donkey, impressed by Shrek, follows him. Shrek backs away and bumps into a tree stump. 2. (sigh) When I was a little girl, a witch cast a spell on me. Fiona's mood changes and she sits up to abruptly face the sunset. (Shushes Donkey). That's another thing we have in common. It is fucking amazing he does some rest I supposed, but he doesn't go down one bit, and he screams really really loud. There's just me and my swamp. If you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks! Say there's a woman that digs you, right, but you don't really like her that way. Montage of different scenes. Donkey watches this exchange with a curious look on his face. The group quickly climbs up to safety. Knights, new plan! MIRROR: Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the land of fancy. Look, I-- I talked to her last night She's --. Shrek picks Fiona up and slings her over his shoulder like a bag of potatoes. Shrek: You're bothering me. No navegador na aba Whatsapp faa a combinao te teclas Ctrl + Shift + i se preferir aperte F12 (Vai abrir a aba Dev Tools) na Dev Tools Encontre a aba Console e logo em baixo, voc encontrar uma linha. All is quiet and Fiona is nowhere to be seen. I don't think this is fit for a princess. You know, "Grab your torch and pitchforks." She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. FIONA: Now you hold still, and I'll yank this thing out. Shrek Script Google Doc. Mama Bear is now a taxidermized rug. I'm too young for you to die! DONKEY: Princess? Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. Oh, sure! SHREK: Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead. The exit's over there! They tell stories. Donkey: Oh, OK. All right, cool. SHREK: Wait a second. Shrek: Alone. You go back. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure. Farquaad stops his horse in front of Fiona. Donkey, there's no we. Fiona looks guilty, but she eyes the eggs that the bird left behind. Fiona leans over a barrel filled with water, looking at her reflection. SHREK: Wait a second. As they continue to talk Fiona keeps grabbing after the arrow as Shrek dodges her attempts. SHREK: Okay, you two, head for the exit! But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. MIRROR: And last, but certainly not last, bachelorette number three is a fiery redhead from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava! (his nose grows). Using himself as a screen, the Magic Mirror reveals three shadowy portraits of princesses. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Shrek wakes up, smells the foods, and takes note of Fiona. Shrek laughs, but then groans as Donkey doesn't get the joke. Turn! He gestures at the skeleton of a knight laying against the wall, a charred outline of a man burned into the stone behind it. Shrek smiles knowingly at Fiona. FIONA: I guess I'll be dining a little differently tomorrow night. I can change. (the dragon growls) Oh, what large teeth you have! Three? SHREK: You're crazy. DONKEY: Uhhhh! Men with prompter cards hold up cards that says 'Revered Silence'. SHREK: Okay! SHREK: Are you talkin' to(he turns around and Donkey is gone) me? DONKEY: Hey, wait. I'm lookin' down! FIONA: "By night one way, by day another." Hours have passed and Fiona has calmed down. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only. By myself, outside. DONKEY: Ha, ha! Puss leaps onto the bed. After breaking out of the forest, the group arrives onto a small rise where an old, ruined windmill stands. Uhmm how do you like your eggs? We wear our fear right out there on our sleeves. Now kiss me! Shrek's confused look turns into a big grin. FARQUAAD: Ugh! FARQUAAD: Silence! DONKEY: Stairs? You got something in your eye? Donkey is frozen with fear, unable to tell who the figure is. I know that. Donkey: Say no more, say no more. DONKEY: (still aimed at her stomach) Listen, keep breathing! One? All right then. I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad. What are you gonna do with that? (he grabs all three mice) What are you doing in my house? GUARDS: Two! DONKEY: Oh, yeah. DONKEY: "I can't wait to get on the road again. DONKEY: You know, when we're through rescuing the princess and all that stuff. Just, just call me old-fashioned. To mark the occasion, The Ringer is celebrating Shrek Day, an exploration of . Donkey sharply leans his head to the side, letting off a loud crack. SHREK: That'll do, Donkey. I guess I am just a big, stupidugly ogre. Shrek yelps and jumps away. You were saying? DONKEY: You think Shrek is your true love! SHREK: All right! That was amazing! (laughs). Fiona turns her attention away from the setting sun. The priest is gonna say, "Speak now or forever hold your peace." He continues on. SHREK: Oh! Now, if you two are such good friends, why don't you follow her home?! No, no. You're right, Donkey. DONKEY: Hey, now. You ate the princess. (The pixie dust's effects begin to wear off) Uh-oh. SHREK: Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming? The music winds up and then the box doors open up. I love Duloc, first of all. You're right. Of course! Why don't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him? SHREK: Men of Farquaad's stature are inshort supply. Does anyone know the Heimlich?! The mascot screams at the sight of Shrek and begins running through the roped path to get to the front gate. When does this guy say the line? The crowd cheers and applauds. Please! 75 - "INTRO TO BARRY" INT. They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. My mouth was open and everything. Tell me or I'll(he grabs one of Gingy's gumdrop buttons). Donkey is talking to himself in his sleep. What's he like? You think --who, whoa, wait a sec. Donkeys don't have sleeves. Shrek and Fiona are now joined in matrimony in Shrek's swamp. The crowd gasps and one person faints. Fiona jumps in front of Shrek, blocking him. Shrek changed the animation game forever (and if you're doubting its prestige, tell us why it premiered at Cannes!). DONKEY: Princess? That's it right there. -Keep quiet! Suddenly he hears a far out yell from Shrek. Shrek groans as he gets up off the floor and brushes debris off himself. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. FIONA: No! The crowd boos. Donkey manages to squish two knights into the mud and rolls over another group of knights running after Shrek. This be-ith our first meeting. FIONA: It's a spell. (walks off). DONKEY: And you know what else? Suddenly Dragon lands nearby and the guards flee in terror. Donkey begins to hum 'On the Road Again'. A big, green hand rips out a page of the book and shuts it closed. DONKEY: Wow. Shrek marches through the Duloc Knights, who back away in disgust upon noticing him. You have a very full day filling in for the King and Queen. With Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Julie Andrews. (drinks the mug in one gulp) Come on! Let's get married today. Fiona gives Shrek a suspicious look. Right? Fairy tale creatures." [Sighs] Guard 1: All right. SHREK: Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? FARQUAAD: Indeed. Farquaad lays in bed with the Magic Mirror set up at the foot of the bed. I thought we was lookin' for the princess. FARQUAAD: Will you be the perfect bride for the perfect groom? Donkey crashes into a pile of knight remains, knocking over a skeleton whose helmet lands on Donkey's head. You know, with you it's always "me, me, me!" Please! She lands with a back flip in front of Shrek and Donkey. FIONA: Please. I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid MERRYMEN: What he's basically saying is he likes to get MONSIEUR HOOD: Paid! And all she ever do was like you, maybe even love you. What you got against the whole world anyway, huh? The Merrymen are left on lying on the ground and Fiona walks away. SHREK: Listen, little donkey. DONKEY: I was hoping this would be a happy ending. Shrek marches over to the bedroom and throws back the curtain. FIONA: Well, yesbut I don't understand. She breathes a sigh of relief. DONKEY: Blue flower, red thorns. Guards! Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartare -- you name it. I forgive youfor stabbing me in the back! One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. Take it away! (Picks up Donkey by his ears and tail) It's no wonder you don't have any friends (drops him). Oh. Dragon chases after them, the chain of the chandelier still unraveling. Thank you! The villager drops it. Fiona opens the door and watches him walk away. Who's hiding them? With a dragon that breathes fire and eats knights and breathes fire. The crowd gasps and goes silent. Donkey, frantic, begins to scamper around hysterically. I won't tell him. (chuckles). They sprint as fast as they can out of the castle and onto the rickety bridge as Dragon breathes a huge fireball behind them. I haven't had a chance to install the seat belts yet. FIONA: Mirror, mirror, show her to me. Shrek stares at Fiona in astonishment, and then grins. Shrek looks back at the laughing crowd and then down at the floor, dejected. It's preposterous! Shut. Nothing seems to be wrong with Donkey. (breaks the broom in half). Shrek walks in another direction. DONKEY: Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask, okay? See?! Take love's true form.". Fiona walks out of the cave and glances at Shrek and Donkey who are still sleeping. SHREK: No, no! Don't look down. All right, ogre. The trees and grass are neatly cut and the rows of houses all looked exactly the same. MERRYMEN: He's mad, he's really, really mad! DONKEY: What are you talking about? Donkey steps through a rotting board, which falls down into the fiery lava below. Cause I will. And there's that big awkward silence you know? Once again everyone else claps. Does that sound good to you? Among the attendees are the fairytale creatures once banished to the swamp, as well as a few Duloc Guards. Shrek quietly pushes open the doors, stepping out onto a balcony of large spacious room. I sure as heck ain't no coward. Ah! Shrek dispatches a few more knights with ease. That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. This one's full. SHREK: Does anyone else know where to find him? For a moment they stare into each other's eyes. You're just jealous that you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad. You've won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest. Fiona makes eye contact with Shrek before he turns away. Fear's a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation. This marriage is binding, and that makes me king! People take one look at me and go "Aah! MONSIEUR HOOD: But I'm not greedy. You know you are quite a decorator. SHREK: All right, get out of here. 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